FROM BUSINESS INSIDER… North Koreans are apparently being ordered to copy Kim Jong Un’s bizarre hairstyle!

FROM BUSINESS INSIDER… North Koreans are apparently being ordered to copy Kim Jong Un’s bizarre hairstyle!

kim-jong-un-funny-pictures-9

I FOR ONE THINK THIS IS AN EXCELLENT IDEA!  WE SHOULD INSTITUTE THIS HERE IN THE UNITED STATES TOO!

In the latest bizarre news to come out of North Korea, citizens are reportedly being ordered to replicate leader Kim Jong Un’s “ambitious” hairstyle.

According to the Chosun Ilbo, sources in Pyongyang say men are being ordered by authorities to ensure their hair grows no longer than 2cm in length while replicating the supreme leader’s bizarre bouffant hair, which he debuted in February of this year, much to the shock and amusement of media around the world.

The reports have not been confirmed.

However, even though the legitimacy of the claims isn’t certain, it’s not beyond the realm of possibility considering that the isolated state released images of 28 “state-sanctioned” haircuts in 2013.

Kim’s hairstyle is clean-shaven on the back and sides, leaving a strip of hair perched atop of the leader’s head.

North Korea is apparently so serious about the enforced homage that university student monitors are “cutting off the hair of offenders,” the Chosun Ilbo reports.

KCNA North Korean leader Kim Jong Un speaks at an emergency meeting of the Workers’ Party of Korea (WPK) Central Military Commission, in this photo released by North Korea’s Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) in Pyongyang on August 21, 2015.

It’s not just the men whose hair is being dictated, either. Women are allegedly being told to style their hair in a bob in homage to Kim’s wife, Ri Sol Ju.

Barbershops in Pyongyang are reportedly experiencing rushes of customers as citizens rush to comply with the new guidelines.

Kim’s iconic hairdo is thought to be a tribute to his grandfather, Kim Il Sung, who sported a similar look and is considered the founding father of North Korea.

Kim Il Sung ruled from 1948-1972, a period that saw his country fight a brutal war with South Korea.

tumblr_n986ysyvce1qln00mo1_500

Can’t Use Cell Phone, War Crime LOOK!

From Gizmodo

How could living in North Korea be worse? Hmm. Maybe if your dinner caught on fire every night, or clothes were made out of a cactus, or if using a phone potentially earned you the death penalty. Sounds about right!

North Korea is holding a 100-day-long “mourning period” for the late madman Kim Jong-il. Part of the festivities include a cell phone moratorium, transgressors against which “will be branded as ‘war criminals’ and punished accordingly,” The Telegraph reports. North Korea doesn’t mess around with punishment—execution and labor camps (which is worse?) are commonplace.

Luckily, as TheNextWeb points out, less than 5 percent of North Korea’s horribly impoverished population own cell phones to begin with, so the odds of being screwed by the state are low for the average citizen. So, there’s the good news, I suppose.

Will There Be A War Kim?

NORTH KOREA UNCOVERED!

Things are getting much more tense between North and South Korea, almost as tense as I am when I go into a straight bar!   North Korea now claims it’s cutting all ties to South Korea.  Well why would South Korea even care, it’s not like North Korea provides them with much of anything at all.  They only people it will harm is North Korea themselves!  Who thinks there will be a war?  Read more here…

Kim Jong-Il WHAT???

KIM AND HIS CAT!

So lately, it’s either Kim or Lindsay that hogs up all my space here!  Well people, it looks like North Korean Psycho leader Kim Jong-Il gave the order to sink the South Korean war ship!  I mean please people, it didn’t take a Rocket Scientist to figure this out out did it?  My 4 year old dog Zena told me this a few days ago!  Click here for more!

THIS IS HOW IT WAS DONE!