Something Else I Can't Afford! BENTLEY!

START SAVING UP!

BEHOLD!

Why is it, I’m either writing about people much more famous than me, or about things that I’d need to rob a bank in order to have. ¬†Well people, I’m in love with the new 2011 Bentley Mulsanne, more so than I am with myself, and that’s a REALLY REALLY hard one to top! ¬†This driving orgasm can all be yours for the CHEAP price of only $285,000 fools!

IN YOUR FACE BITCHES!




Those Dam Rich People!

SOMETHING I DON'T HAVE MUCH OF

Who wants to feel poor? I thought I’d just remind the rest of you (and me) how poor we all really are! Click here to see the full list of the UK’s wealthiest athlete’s! (Jason’s Looking for a Media Gig in the UK, just a subtle hint)

I NEED TO MAKE FRIENDS WITH THESE GUYS!