Something Else I Can't Afford! BENTLEY!

START SAVING UP!

BEHOLD!

Why is it, I’m either writing about people much more famous than me, or about things that I’d need to rob a bank in order to have. ¬†Well people, I’m in love with the new 2011 Bentley Mulsanne, more so than I am with myself, and that’s a REALLY REALLY hard one to top! ¬†This driving orgasm can all be yours for the CHEAP price of only $285,000 fools!

IN YOUR FACE BITCHES!